[Verse 1]
Disconnected brain stem kid
Purple hair and a safety pin grin
Every sidewalk’s a stage
They’re
Shouting at clouds again
Face like pin cushions
Glitter
Stick-and-poke hearts on their shins
Arguing with parking signs
And losing by a thin margin
[Chorus]
It’s a Tootsie Roll fight in the corner store line
Two gays
Same crush
Same kind sugar on their minds
Chewing on drama they can’t live without.
Oh my god
It’s tragic
Oh my god
It’s prime time
Tootsie Roll fight in the fluorescent light
Spinning in circles just to feel alive
Laugh till I choke ‘cause I know I’m not their type.
This confusion can’t decide where to pee…
[Verse 2]
They’re protesting over straws now
“Why you gotta be so white?”
Holding up a cardboard sign
“Down with forks
Bring back bites”
Two gays in a candy aisle
Debating who’s the sweetest mess
“You’re the drama
” “No
You’re drama”
Then they both say
“Yeah
I guess”
[Chorus]
It’s a Tootsie Roll fight in the corner store line
Two gays
Same crush
Same kind sugar on their minds
Chewing on drama they can’t live without.
Oh my god
It’s tragic
Oh my god
It’s prime time
Tootsie Roll fight in the fluorescent light
Spinning in circles just to feel alive
Laugh till I choke ‘cause I know I’m not their type.
This confusion can’t decide where to pee…
[Bridge]
Are we friends
Are we foes
Are we sharing this 18” Tootsie Roll
Are you into my shoes
Or the way I stay broke?
You say “pick a side”
Why not?”
Cotton candy pride
In a parking lot (hey!)
[Chorus]
It’s a Tootsie Roll fight in the corner store line
Two gays
Same crush
Same kind sugar on their minds
Chewing on drama they can’t live without.
Oh my god
It’s tragic
Oh my god
It’s prime time
Tootsie Roll fight in the fluorescent light
Spinning in circles just to feel alive
Laugh till I choke ‘cause I know I’m not their type.
This confusion can’t decide where to pee…
