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Verse]
He was lost in the Arkansas Woods.
He came to us one day we needed a pup.
I saw the mine and quickly got in the car. We drove so fast to pick him up.
I thought I was gonna name him Charlie, but the husband didn’t want to so that’s how we came home with Max.
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He sleeps all day. He only loves you when he needs a snack.
He may pee in the house, but you love him
He’s our Max or little Max the cutest boy in the whole wide world.
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He has mismatched ears and a mohawk too.
He lets it go for a walks and pees everywhere
But that’s OK because we love him so his daddy‘s spoil him rotten. Any smells like Fritos.
[chorus]
He sleeps all day. He only loves you when he needs a snack.
He may pee in the house, but you love him
He’s our Max or little Max the cutest boy in the whole wide world.
[bridge]
He loves us, only when we have food
He loves us, when he wants to
He barks for attention
He loves his daddies
But nothing loves him for than his daddy Nate
[chorus]
He sleeps all day. He only loves you when he needs a snack.
He may pee in the house, but you love him
He’s our Max or little Max the cutest boy in the whole wide world.