Drunk song

[Intro]
Ran over a black man today
Watermelon and chick-fil-A
Mother fucker was probably gay
My dick is going erupt like Pompeii
[Verse]
Loging into your wi-Fi
Stealing it like a black guy
Best character on duck dynasty is SI
Superman can fucking fly
(Pre chorus)
Holy fucking shit I am drunk
Writing a song while I am drunk
As fuck
As fucking fuck
Oh fuck
Ohhhhhhh fuck
[Chorus]
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS SONG IS ABOUT
MOTHERFUCKING SAUERKRAUT
HULK HOGAN HAS A SEX TAPEEEEEEEEEEE
Black people  LIKE GRAPE!
Soda! Yoda! 
Motherfucking 
yoda drinks grape soda 
Soda soda 
Soda soda 
Yoda drinks soda soda
Eh eh eh
Yoda drinks grape soda
[Verse]
Pulled over to check on da homie 
Got a Glock stuffed down his undies
Wanted him to blow me
Bro fuck the Chinese 
Ching Chong 
Fucking long
Sucked my dong
Begone
Fetus!
Delete this
(Pre chorus)
OHHHHHHHHHH
I JUST REMEMBERED THAT MICHEAL JACKSON USED TO BE BLACK
HE USED TO BE A HACK THAT USED TO TRACK
THE WHEREABOUTS OF KIDS 
I HAVE TO PISS
BUT I JUST RAN OVER A BLACK MAN!
FUCK I HOPED HE JUST HAD A TAN!

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS SONG IS ABOUT
MOTHERFUCKING SAUERKRAUT
HULK HOGAN HAS A SEX TAPEEEEEEEEEEE
Black people  LIKE GRAPE!
Soda! Yoda! 
Motherfucking yoda 
drinks grape soda 
Soda soda 
Soda soda 
Yoda drinks soda soda
Eh eh eh
Yoda drinks grape soda
(Outro)
“Me want to fuck hitler!”
Yoda said as I hit her
Busted a nut over his corpse 
Yoda cried 
“On me it almost became!”
I say “oh shit bro it’s hard to aim!”
Burying his corpse with a KFC bucket 
Yoda laughed as he tried to fuck it 


[Final Chorus]
Yoda loves his soda
Soda 
Soda
But also his chicken
Chicken
Chicken
So drunk when this was 
Written 
Written
Written 
Ran over a black man today
Watermelon and chick-fil-A
Grape soda and food stamps today
Bro fuck the Chinese 

Introspective Acoustic Folk with Raw Emotion and fingerpicking guitar, violin, male