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Sitting in my truck, feeling clean

Real fly

Seen a new burger spot

Fuck it let's give it a try

Got a number four, spicy chicken

That shit look good as hell

Got some spicy ketchup for the fries

Might as well

Ate my food too damn fast

Now I feel retarded

I tried to shift my weight, oh

Shit I think i just farted

I just let out a fart

And was about to call it quits

My girl got in the truck and said

Boy did you shit??? ( oh my god)

I know i stank

But I hope she still love me

The smell probably gonna make me

Look ugly

Smelling like old hippopotamus pussy

I just farted like a god damn rookie!

I just fart in my truck

And she about to get in

( and i hope it don't smell)

I think i shit

Do she smell it yet?

( i can even tell)

I just fart in my truck

And she about to get in

( and i hope it don't smell)

I think i shit

Do she smell it yet?

( i can even tell)

I rolled the window down

Like that helps some

Acting tough on the outside

Sweating through my thumbs

She looked at me sideways

Then she started laughing

I tried to play it cool

But my stomach kept clapping

Grease on my fingers

Sauce on my jeans

That burger hit my soul

And broke all my dreams

I said, "Baby, be honest"

She said, "Boy, please"

Then she cracked the door

And hit me with the Febreze!!!

I know i stank

But I hope she still love me

The smell probably gonna make me

Look ugly

Smelling like old hippopotamus pussy

I just farted like a god damn rookie!

I just fart in my truck

And she about to get in

( and i hope it don't smell)

I think i shit

Do she smell it yet?

( i can even tell)

I just fart in my truck

And she about to get in

( and i hope it don't smell)

I think i shit

Do she smell it yet?

( i can even tell)

She said, "That's your warning sign"

I said, "That's fair"

Now every time I eat

She just step back and stare

No more rushing fries

No more acting bold

If I get one more stomach joke

I'm growing old

I just fart in my truck

And she about to get in

( and i hope it don't smell)

I think i shit

Do she smell it yet?

( i can even tell)

I just fart in my truck

And she about to get in

( and i hope it don't smell)

I think i shit

Do she smell it yet?

( i can even tell)