

Prompt / Lyrics
🎸 “I Hate the Snow” Woke up late, truck won’t start White hell frozen in my yard Salt on the steps, ice on my soul Another day buried in the cold Boots by the door, back already sore Shovelin’ lies from the weather report They say it’s pretty, say it’s peaceful Man, that’s just somethin’ tourists say I don’t see magic in a blizzard Just frozen fingers and a bad damn day I hate the snow, hate the cold Hate how it seeps into my bones Hate white roads and black ice lies Hate the sky when it dumps and smiles Give me mud, give me rain Give me anything but this frozen pain Yeah I hate the snow Man I hate the snow Plows go by like they own the street Bury my driveway six feet deep Kids are happy, dogs don’t care I’m cussin’ the sky like it can hear Every forecast says “just one more” That’s what they said three storms before Sun comes out just to mess with me Melts it enough then refreezes hell They call it winter wonderland I call it slippery jail I hate the snow, hate the cold Hate how it steals my time and soul Hate wet socks, hate frozen toes Hate every flake that ever fell slow Give me heat, give me sand Give me a fishing pole in my hand Yeah I hate the snow Man I hate the snow If heaven’s white I’ll bring a jacket If hell is warm I’ll take my chances I’ll trade Christmas cards for sunshine scars And palm tree bruises and tan lines Let it fall somewhere else tonight Shovel… scrape… swear… repeat Slip and slide down my own damn street I hate the snow, hate the cold Hate every year I’m gettin’ old Hate the freeze, hate the gray Hate how winter in Ohio overstays Give me spring, give me hope Give me nice weather out on my boat Yeah I hate the snow I really hate the snow Forecast says more on the way Yeah… figures.
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3:18
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1/28/2026