[Verse]
I heard a meow behind the door
Thought it was the wind but it’s something more
Soap in my eyes
I couldn’t see
Then there he was
Epstein staring at me
[Prechorus]
He’s got whiskers like a detective’s clue
Why’s he here? What’s he gonna do?
[Chorus]
Epstein cat
Creeping in the steam
Watching me like I’m a Netflix scene
Epstein cat
Where’d you get those paws?
Breaking all the feline laws
[Verse 2]
Shampoo bottle hits the floor
His tail swishes
He wants more
Privacy? Nah
He don’t care
Epstein cat’s just standing there
[Prechorus]
Purring loud like he owns the place
Judging me with his furry face
[Chorus]
Epstein cat
Creeping in the steam
Watching me like I’m a Netflix scene
Epstein cat
Where’d you get those paws?
Breaking all the feline laws