As long as you pay me

(Verse 1)

Although you're just a stranger on the internet

With a sketchy username and no pic yet

I'll write your jingle, I'll tune your car, I'll build your shed

Just tell me what you want, and I'll get it through my head

I don't care about your past or your whole life story

I just want my invoice paid before the check gets gory

(Pre-Chorus)

Every time you say "I promise I will pay you,"

I can't help but sigh, 'cause I've heard that phrase from a few

Who vanish in the night when the work is finally through

Oh, baby, please tell me you're not one of those, it's true...

(Chorus)

'Cause I don't care what you look like

I don't care what you do for fun

All that matters is you follow through when the job is done

I just wanna get paid, I don't need a single thing more

Baby, as long as you pay me, I'm yours... I'm yours...

(Verse 2)

Maybe you're a crypto bro with a private jet

Maybe you're a trust fund kid, in a mansion you've been set

I could care less if you're a genius or a complete disgrace

All I need is that transfer to come through and leave a trace

Just pay my fee, and I'll handle all the heavy lifting

Just pay my fee, and I'll be right there, never shifting

(Pre-Chorus)

Every time you say "I promise I will pay you,"

I can't help but sigh, 'cause I've heard that phrase from a few

Who vanish in the night when the work is finally through

Oh, baby, please tell me you're not one of those, it's true...

(Chorus)

'Cause I don't care what you look like

I don't care what you do for fun

All that matters is you follow through when the job is done

I just wanna get paid, I don't need a single thing more

Baby, as long as you pay me, I'm yours... I'm yours...

(Bridge)

Yeah, I know I'm not the only one you've hired for a fee

So many others out there doing things for you and me

But I'm the one who did the work, so I'm the one who's due

The only thing that matters, baby, is that you'll follow through

(Outro)

Tell me your bank details, tell me your transfer date

Just hit that button, don't let the payment wait

(Baby, baby)

As long as you pay me

(As long as you pay me)

Yeah, as long as you pay me

I don't care about the rest... just pay me...

(As long as you pay me, yeah...)

(Fade out)