[Intro + Spoken]
Wow, when did I become the minion,
I should’ve read the fine print in the dominion,
Let’s go Lawrence, we’ve got a fire beast to obtain,
Oh boy, I can already smell the disdain, and I don’t even have nostrils,
[Verse 1]
This is absolutely preposterous,
She’s become quite monstrous,
Lady Glacielle has become an icicle on my side,
Do you think I should secretly team with Kasai,
[Pre-Chorus]
The horror it is to have an actual psycho in charge,
Her wealth, power, and ego are quite large,
She might actually pull off what I failed to do,
Kill Kasai, oh what a dream come true,
[Chorus]
When did I become a go-getter king,
Taking orders, ouch that stings,
When did I realize this was a bad idea,
Just now, now that I’ve fallen to propaganda,
Why am I letting her play my role,
I should be relaxing not running around like a fool,
I’m no jester, go-getter king side hand
I’m the ice king, most powerful being across the land,
[Verse 2]
Lawrence, there he is holding all the crystals,
Do I say hello or shoot frozen missiles,
Let’s walk over and talk it out,
Eyes locked, his fire roars down,
[Pre-Chorus]
The horror it is to have an actual psycho in charge,
Her wealth, power, and ego are quite large,
She might actually pull off what I failed to do,
Kill Kasai, oh what a dream come true,
[Chorus]
When did I become a go-getter king,
Taking orders, ouch that stings,
When did I realize this was a bad idea,
Just now, now that I’ve fallen to propaganda,
Why am I letting her play my role,
I should be relaxing not running around like a fool,
I’m no jester, go-getter king side hand
I’m the ice king, most powerful being across the land,
[Bridge]
Look, I know I did terrible things, but
I’d like to invite you over for some tea,
Don’t worry, I’ll give back your family,
Only if you do this favor and help me,
No… what do you mean no,
I’m evil, thanks I know (this is not going well),
[Pre-Chorus]
The horror it is to have an actual psycho in charge,
Her wealth, power, and ego are quite large,
She might actually pull off what I failed to do,
Kill Kasai, oh what a dream come true,
[Chorus]
When did I become a go-getter king,
Taking orders, ouch that stings,
When did I realize this was a bad idea,
Just now, now that I’ve fallen to propaganda,
Why am I letting her play my role,
I should be relaxing not running around like a fool,
I’m no jester, go-getter king side hand
I’m the ice king, most powerful being across the land,
[Outro + Spoken]
Kasai can we please talk this out,
There’s a crazy woman raging about,
I fear she’s even more powerful than me,
Let’s take her down, I’ll set your family free,
What do you say?
Lord_Icicle
