J#B

I wake up... Mom tells me sprunki is why dad left, she tells me to get a job... The slurs... The slurs... Slurs, slurs, slurs. I go to the kitchen start edging, goonmaxing on the counter, mewing mewing mewing... John pork is calling!! John pork is calling!! I wanna watch skibidt toilet, wanna play sprunki, eat some dino muggy, called dedication, mom "I DON'T WANNA GET A JOB" when dad comes he has has the belt, he also has the milk, I be shittin' shittin' shittin' my pants, he be whippin' whippin' whippin' my ass, I ate my cereal, "gotta get some cereal" says dad DON'T GO DAD MOM WILL MAKE ME GET A JOB