Title: "Leo the Bulldog Thug"
(Intro)
Yo, here comes Leo, stompin' through the street,
An English bulldog with a monstrous appetite.
Big belly, big bark, and a mean mug,
This ain’t no pet, he’s the bulldog thug!
(Verse 1)
Leo rolls deep, waddlin' with swag,
Chains on his neck, tail short like a tag.
Every snack’s a target, no meal’s safe,
He ate the whole fridge, not a crumb to waste.
Hot dogs, burgers, tacos, fries,
Even ate a shoelace—don’t act surprised.
Trash cans tremble when they see him roll,
Leo's a food thief, and he’s got no soul.
(Chorus)
Leo’s the bulldog, king of the grub,
Eats like a beast, and he don’t need love.
Snacks in his path? He’s taking 'em down,
Leo’s the thug of the doggy playground.
(Verse 2)
Leo don’t fetch, he don’t play no games,
He’s chewing on the leash, barking at lames.
Pushed a Rottweiler just to steal his bone,
Leo’s the king, yeah, the streets are his throne.
Candy wrappers? Gone. Leftovers? Done.
He even tried to bite the mailman for fun.
Cheetos, burritos, pizza, and steak,
Don’t matter what it is, Leo’s gonna take!
(Bridge)
Pit bulls step back, they know what’s good,
“Don’t mess with Leo, he runs the neighborhood.”
Poodles whisper, "He’s too hardcore,"
Leo just belches and goes back for more.
(Chorus)
Leo’s the bulldog, king of the grub,
Eats like a beast, and he don’t need love.
Snacks in his path? He’s taking 'em down,
Leo’s the thug of the doggy playground.
(Verse 3)
He’s got a gold bowl, engraved with his name,
Leo the boss, yeah, he’s changing the game.
Walks with a limp, but it’s all for style,
A donut in his mouth, and a thuggy smile.
He once ate a pizza box just for kicks,
Followed it up with some barbecue ribs.
"Leo, stop!" Nah, he’s deaf to the rules,
Bulldog thug, man, he’s breaking the schools!
(Outro)
So when you see Leo, you better step wide,
He’ll eat your lunch and won’t even hide.
The king of the streets, the gluttonous beast,
Leo the thug, he’s a dog who feasts.
(Chorus)
Leo’s the bulldog, king of the grub,
Eats like a beast, and he don’t need love.
Snacks in his path? He’s taking 'em down,
Leo’s the thug of the doggy playground.
(Outro Ad-Libs)
“Yo, Leo just ate my sandwich, man!”
“Watch your fries, bro!”
“Wait… is that my shoe in his mouth?”
“That’s Leo for ya—straight savage!”
