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Title: Damn, Santa’s Lookin Thicc
Genre: Dark Winter Funk / Naughty Holiday Bass
Mood: Playful, dirty, flirty, winter-sexy
Energy: Minimal lyrics → heavy drops
Vocal Style: Female lead, confident, teasing, chant-style hooks
BPM: 145
Key: Minor
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[Intro – slow winter swagger, deep bells, sub thumps, sleigh bells shaking softly]
**Deep bells, low thumps, sleigh bells shaking slow, Santa stomping heavy through snow.**
[Hook – heavy winter bass, wide drums, brass stabs, swagger groove]
DAMN, SANTA’S LOOKIN THICC.
Ho Ho Ho, that body’s sick.
DAMN, SANTA’S LOOKIN THICC.
Cookies got him built… … damn bitch.
[Drop 1 – thick brass hits, wobbling low-end bass, icy choir accents, crunchy winter percussion]
[Verse 1 – dark funk groove, subtle plucks, warm low-end movement]
Red suit hugging that north-pole dump,
Big man walk with a festive bump.
Booty so round it could break that sleigh,
Santa got cake for the whole damn day.
Snow can’t cool that winter heat,
Cheeks so plump they shake the street.
[Drop 2 – louder distorted bells, resonant wobble bass, frosty risers, sleigh-bell shuffle]
[Verse 2 – smooth winter funk, airy pads, subtle glide bass]
I’m supposed to sit on Santa’s lap,
But my mind keeps wanderin’ past all that.
All that beard and that winter face—
Got me thinkin’ ’bout a closer place.
Holiday rules I might erase,
Cause I kinda wanna sit on his face.
[Hook – heavy winter bass, wide drums, brass stabs, swagger groove]
DAMN, SANTA’S LOOKIN THICC.
Ho Ho Ho, I want that stick.
DAMN, SANTA’S LOOKIN THICC.
Put me on his list again… … damn bitch.
[Drop 3 – big orchestral hits, cinematic brass bursts, heavy bass slams, 32-bar finale]
[Hook – final heavy winter bass, wide drums, brass stabs, swagger groove]
DAMN, SANTA’S LOOKIN THICC.
Ho Ho Ho, that body’s sick.
DAMN, SANTA’S LOOKIN THICC.
Cookies got him built… … damn bitch.
[Drop 4 – massive finale, huge brass blasts, wide cinematic hits, hard wobble bass, sleigh-bell percussion, deep sub slams]
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