The fart

I farted and it smelled so bad
I almost fell off the bed, 
But then I farted again and it really stunk! 
But then I realized I sharted and laid there thinking about my life
And just when I thought it was done,
My tummy did a thunder roll and before I knew it, 
Thunder dome made it self known, I farted again,
I farted, I farted and it smelled so bad.
The shart began to pile on and I knew I defeated
I I just laid in it

The shart began to pile on and I knew I defeated
I I just laid in it
I couldn’t believe it happened
I’m a grown man but then
I farted again and again 
The worst part is my wife was in the bed, asleep
She didn’t notice, bit woke up and asked if we had a earthquake
I told her no, but there was a mudslide in my shorts 
And the mud kept running and running down the hills
And you know what? 
I farted again,
I farted again
I farted, I farted, it smelled so damn bad
But I farted again

Sad indie rock