THE POTHOLE FAIRWAY

Step right up, the course is open today,

Ten bucks a hole, now come on let's play.

No sand trap needed, no fancy green,

Craters the biggest you have ever seen!

I turned my street into a Golf Resort,

Ten dollars a hole on my crumbling court.

The city won't fix em, so I made them pay,

Best eighteen holes in the county today!

(Chorus)

Pothole golf, it's the latest craze,

Come play our course through the pothole maze!

Ten bucks a hole, five bucks a seat,

Miss a pothole this big and admit your defeat!

No hole in one, we got eighteen to beat,

Grab your putter and watch your feet!

Open in the morning till the streetlights go off,

No PGA pro's allowed in this game of golf.

Just watch out for potholes along the way,

No need for a caddy, but he's welcome to stay.

I counted eighteen holes on my road,

Each one big enough to drop a load.

The city kept stalling with no reaction,

So I took matters and put them to action!

(Chorus)

Pothole golf, it's the latest craze,

Come play our course through the pothole maze!

Ten bucks a hole, five bucks a seat,

Miss a pothole this big and admit your defeat!

No hole in one, we got eighteen to beat,

Grab your putter and watch your feet!

Come on down to my paved way resort,

Just ten dollars a hole on my crumbling court.

No excuse when the holes are the size of a lake,

You whiffed on a pothole — now pack up and skate!

(Bridge)

The mayor drove by in his big fancy car,

He whiffed on three holes and he didn't get far!

We handed him a bill for the holes that he missed,

Fixed potholes are now at the top of his list!

(Chorus)

Pothole golf, it's the latest craze,

Come play our course through the pothole maze!

Ten bucks a hole, five bucks a seat,

Miss a pothole this big and admit your defeat!

No hole in one, we got eighteen to beat,

Grab your putter and watch your feet!