[Verse 1]
I saw you at the porch
With your bag and your excuse
You said, "It's not you, it's me"
I said, "Baby, that's rich news"
You smiled like a sermon
I smiled like a dare
Then I waved with two fingers
And kicked away the chair
[Pre-Chorus]
You kept talking, talking
Like you had to win the room
But the good Lord made the split
And you found your way too soon
[Chorus]
Don't let the door hit ya
Where the good Lord split ya
Don't let the door hit ya
I got my peace back, baby
Blow a kiss as I leave
Leave the mess behind me
Don't let the door hit ya
Where the good Lord split ya
[Verse 2]
You left your chipped blue mug
And that plant you never fed
A note on the counter
That said, "We'll both be better off instead"
I laughed till the neighbor
Knocked twice on the wall
Then I danced in my kitchen
Like I lost a whole damn ball
[Pre-Chorus]
You kept talking, talking
Like I might forget your name
But the second you were gone
My whole house felt less the same
[Chorus]
Don't let the door hit ya
Where the good Lord split ya
Don't let the door hit ya
I got my peace back, baby
Blow a kiss as I leave
Leave the mess behind me
Don't let the door hit ya
Where the good Lord split ya
[Bridge]
I ain't bitter, no
I'm just done with the show
You can keep your big goodbye
I got places I can go
With my boots by the rug
And my grin a little wider
I turned the page so clean
You could read the shine inside her
[Final Chorus]
Don't let the door hit ya
Where the good Lord split ya
Don't let the door hit ya
I got my peace back, baby
Blow a kiss as I leave
Leave the mess behind me
Don't let the door hit ya
Where the good Lord split ya