Prompt / Lyrics
Doctor, doctor, I rushed in feeling dread, Said, “Every time I sleep, I wake up under my bed.” He checked my chart, then smirked instead, “Just stop crawling there,” was all he said. Doctor, doctor, something’s wrong with my feet, They smell like cheese no matter what I eat, He sniffed once and pushed back his seat, “Try socks,” he said, “and maybe less heat.”! (Chorus) Doctor, doctor, I was sure I was done, Now I feel kinda dumb but I’m having fun, Walked in stressed, now I’m light and loose, Guess I paid good money just to hear some truth. Doctor, doc, I think I’m turning into a clock, I keep saying “tick-tock” every time I talk, He tapped his pen and gave a soft knock, “You’re just wound up—try a long walk.” Doctor, doctor, you gotta help me, I plead, “I’m a wigwam, a teepee—switching with speed!” He laughed and said, “I know what you need… Relax, my friend—you’re two tents indeedl!” (Chorus) Doctor, doctor, I was sure I was done, Now I feel kinda dumb but I’m having fun, Walked in stressed, now I’m light and loose, Guess I paid good money just to hear some truth. Doctor, doctor, every spot I press just stings, My arm, my leg, even random little things, He grabbed my hand and said, “Well, here’s the zinger— You’re not falling apart… you just broke your finger!” (Bridge) Funny how we panic over nothing at all, Turn a tiny bump into a full curtain call, We walk in worried, thinking doom’s at the door, Then walk right out laughing like we’ve been here before. (Chorus) Doctor, doctor, I was sure I was done, Now I feel kinda dumb but I’m having fun, Walked in stressed, now I’m light and loose, Guess I paid good money just to hear some truth. Doctor, doctor, I was sure I was done, Now I feel kinda dumb but I’m having fun, Walked in stressed, now I’m light and loose, Guess I paid good money just to hear some truth.
Tags
Mercy Beat, mild rockabilly, rock and roll, like the Beatles Humor vibe Male singers
Duration
2:53
Instrumental
No
Created
4/22/2026