Electric Sparks vs. Evolution Bars

Voltage up, tail crackin', call me thunder in disguise,

Shocking flows so electric they’ll paralyze your lies.

You basic, little Eevee, no spark, just options weak,

Evolve a million ways, but still you can’t compete.

Tiny mouse stay squeakin', yo, your game’s outdated,

Flexin' on your lightning, but your moves overrated.

I adapt, I evolve, pick a form, pick a lane,

While you stuck on the same, basic thunder campaign.

Lightning to the fur, evolution in my veins,

Pikachu and Eevee tossin' blows, breakin' chains.

No ball can contain what we spit in this match,

Legends clashin' and no one gettin' snatched.

Don’t need stones or wishes, I’m charged straight out the gate,

Ash’s number one, face a meme? That’s your fate.

Your gimmick’s overrated—be Flareon, be Vaporeon,

I’m one solid legend; you’re a trivia peon.

You stay reliant on a kid, I forge my destiny,

Branchin’ evolutions while you spark dependency.

Raichu at your heels, you scared to make the leap,

Surf or fly, doesn't matter, I’ll put you to sleep.

Pikachu sparks flyin', Eevee shapeshiftin’ fire,

Legends in the pocket, tension risin’, gettin’ higher.

Flexin’ every form through every storm we inspire,

A battle for the ages, Pokémon spittin’ fire.