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Verse 1:

I popped out the truck like vroom-vroom-BLAM,

Mountain Man swag, got beef jerky in my hand.

Rollin’ deep with flavors: cherry, blue, banana,

Car so sweet, got cavities in Atlanta.

Ooooh damn, I’m ‘bout to go hammer,

Smack these blocks like I’m Thor with a sledgehammer.

Stop—drop—pop—lock—

Candyland fight night at the Wonka shop!

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Verse 2:

Wait—hold up—Imma freeze y’all quick,

Money from the line like a free throw swish.

Bet you ain’t know nothin’ ’bout me though—

I got diamond juice pumpin’ through my IV flow.

Bang like a pop-off, smooth with the knock-out,

Crowd yellin’ louder than your mama at a cookout.

Sting like a hornet, light up like a saber,

No green blazer—I dress like a space invader.

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Verse 3:

Shoulder rock—lean—slide like butter,

Mirror on the wall said, “Bruh, ask your mother.”

Tried to flex back but it ghosted my call,

So I rolled up my money and smoked it all.

Skrrt in the coupe, lights, camera, wow,

I’m the comet in your sky, not a star—I’m a plow.

So fantastic, call me Stretch Armstrong,

Abracadabra—I’m gone like your last thong.

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Bridge / Nursery Flip:

Gave it to you now I’m takin’ it back,

Jill fell off ‘cause she tripped on Jack.

James got stuck in that big-ass peach,

Wolf ate pork like a Sunday feast.

Oh I wish, oh I wish I was an Oscar Mayer snack,

But instead I’m out here with this candy backpack.

Wonka got treats, Tonka got trucks,

Hi I’m Floyd, and I don’t give a… duck.

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Final Line (Drop The Mic):

Yeah I talk noise, and I’m wild somehow—

But even Floyd gets rocked by that Boom Boom Pow!