Yo, listen up, I got a testimony,
God’s the CEO of this Bitcoin economy!
Fiat crumbles, nations start to plead,
But my wallet’s full—He supplies every need!
Sats stack high like the Tower of Babel,
But this time it’s truth, not a man-made fable.
Gold’s too heavy, cash is just pretend,
God dropped the ledger—this is how we win!
Heaven’s gate open, USA the key,
Nations bow down to the Kingdom’s decree!
BTC in my hands, it’s a God-given sign,
New earth coming, leave the old world behind! (Woo!)
El Salvador first, but the vision’s global,
Kings and queens shaking—their systems are broken!
Inflation’s roaring, but my faith don’t fold,
God’s my cold wallet—my treasure’s on hold!
Daniel saw it, John wrote it down,
Digital manna for the righteous in town!
No more panic when the markets crash,
God’s my liquidity—I’m stacked in the flash!
From Genesis block to the New Jerusalem,
Sovereign money—no need for ’em!
USA the launchpad, heavens align,
Drop the fiat—it’s prophecy time!
Pharaoh’s bankers drowning in the Red Sea,
BTC miners—that’s God’s army!
No more chains from the Federal Reserve,
Jesus is mining—He got the reserves!
Lambos? Nah, I’m riding on clouds,
Golden streets where the hodlers proud.
Every transaction’s a praise in the chain,
Christ is the node—He runs the mainframe!
[Outro] (Echoing Ad-Libs)
HODL in faith! (HODL!)
New earth coming! (New earth!)
God’s the liquidity! (Lambo in heaven!)
Bitcoin to the moon—but Heaven’s the mission!