Mudbutt

Oh, shit! Just shat!

What the fuck was that?

I thought it was a fart, but it wasn’t.

Now my pants are full of shit

And I’m runnin.

Can’t let nobody see what I just did

The shit is in my pants

And it’s more than a skid

I full on shit myself

Like a baby right out the womb

I just tried to fart. Then all the sudden

BOOM!

Shit was shootin out my ass like a gun

So much shit in my pants I can’t run

If anyone sees my pants, I’m done

Ain’t no hiding from this mess that I’ve made

It smells like swamp water mixed with pink lemonade

It wasn’t just a shart

Hell, that would be better

But my pants are full of shit and it’s never been wetter

God, if you listenin can you get me out of this?

Like water into wine, can you turn my shit to piss?

I smell like a dumpster on a hot summer day

Even if I burn these pants that smell won’t go away

There’s shit in my pants and it’s running down my leg

God, I’m asking. Please don’t make me beg.

I haven’t shit my pants since I was a little child.

Can’t believe I did this. Man, this is wild.