Oh, shit! Just shat!
What the fuck was that?
I thought it was a fart, but it wasn’t.
Now my pants are full of shit
And I’m runnin.
Can’t let nobody see what I just did
The shit is in my pants
And it’s more than a skid
I full on shit myself
Like a baby right out the womb
I just tried to fart. Then all the sudden
BOOM!
Shit was shootin out my ass like a gun
So much shit in my pants I can’t run
If anyone sees my pants, I’m done
Ain’t no hiding from this mess that I’ve made
It smells like swamp water mixed with pink lemonade
It wasn’t just a shart
Hell, that would be better
But my pants are full of shit and it’s never been wetter
God, if you listenin can you get me out of this?
Like water into wine, can you turn my shit to piss?
I smell like a dumpster on a hot summer day
Even if I burn these pants that smell won’t go away
There’s shit in my pants and it’s running down my leg
God, I’m asking. Please don’t make me beg.
I haven’t shit my pants since I was a little child.
Can’t believe I did this. Man, this is wild.