[Verse 1]
Pine trees tall, fog thicker than the stew,
Backwoods kitchen, got the cauldron brewin' too.
Cooking up the work, skillet hot like the sun,
Out pops a Sasquatch, man, this ain’t fun.
[Chorus]
Bigfoot stomp, bear in a thong,
Wildlife trippin', something feelin' wrong.
Smoke in the air, lungs playin' along,
Backwoods crazy, where the weird belong.
[Verse 2]
Pot bubbling loud, smell hittin' my nose,
Sasquatch flexin', no shirt, no clothes.
Bear in a thong, strut wild, strike a pose,
Eyes wide open, is this how it goes?
[Bridge]
Pinecone ashtray, blunt rolled tight,
Critters watchin' me like it’s open mic night.
Sasquatch grunts, bear shakes it to the beat,
I’m just here to cook, man, this ain’t my street.
[Verse 3]
Fur-covered giant got a mean two-step,
Bear doing splits, man, what’s next?
Moonshine sippin', got my nerves in check,
Thought I saw it all, till this forest flexed.
[Chorus]
Bigfoot stomp, bear in a thong,
Wildlife trippin', something feelin' wrong.
Smoke in the air, lungs playin' along,
Backwoods crazy, where the weird belong.