Dude's where's my eighteen wheeler

Dude where's my eighteen wheeler

Just did that lot lizard in the lounge

Better not dupe me but now im

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Diesel broke

Cowgirl stolen

plus my heart

Has gone with her

Now how I wished

Id spent that 100$

For casino n buffet

But my peter was lonely hard

Doin my thinking

While I did the drinking