[Verse]
I woke up dizzy on the kitchen floor
Confetti raining like a wild downpour
Plastic cup for a pillow in my hand
Someone tell me where is my waistband
[Verse 2]
My phone's in the fridge next to last night's wings
Cereal box wearing my diamond rings
A lampshade's there where my hat should be
But my pants are lost tragedy on me
[Chorus]
I can't find my pants where did they go
Were they swept in the chaos of a party tornado
Dancing all night now I’m left in this trance
Somebody help where are my pants
[Bridge]
Last I saw they were neon green
Shining bright in the blacklight scene
I don't need much just a single clue
Did my pants leave the party before I knew
[Verse 3]
People are laughing their faces all red
A pair of jeans stuck to the ceiling instead
But those aren’t mine they're faded and torn
I’m trapped in a story I wish I'd unborn
[Chorus]
I can't find my pants where did they go
Were they swept in the chaos of a party tornado
Dancing all night now I’m left in this trance
Somebody help where are my pants