I Can't Find My Pants

I woke up dizzy on the kitchen floor

Confetti raining like a wild downpour

Plastic cup for a pillow in my hand

Someone tell me where is my waistband

My phone's in the fridge next to last night's wings

Cereal box wearing my diamond rings

A lampshade's there where my hat should be

But my pants are lost tragedy on me

I can't find my pants where did they go

Were they swept in the chaos of a party tornado

Dancing all night now I’m left in this trance

Somebody help where are my pants

Last I saw they were neon green

Shining bright in the blacklight scene

I don't need much just a single clue

Did my pants leave the party before I knew

People are laughing their faces all red

A pair of jeans stuck to the ceiling instead

But those aren’t mine they're faded and torn

I’m trapped in a story I wish I'd unborn

I can't find my pants where did they go

Were they swept in the chaos of a party tornado

Dancing all night now I’m left in this trance

Somebody help where are my pants