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Yeah…
They don’t be friends… they be *friend-adjacent*
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## **[Hook — dense but catchy]**
You ain’t my friend, you *friendposing*
Full-time close, part-time opposing
That’s *friendfiction*, plot you composed in
I’m real-time, you preloaded motion
That ain’t love, that’s *friend-lending*
Interest attached when the vibe start ending
From “bestie” to “best guess” blending
Now it’s “who this?”—contact pending
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## **[Verse 1 — rapid punchlines, stacked puns]**
Sent a *friend request*, now I request less
You a *friend suggestion*, not a friend—I guess
That’s *friendpression*, you pressin’ my patience
Whole lotta presence with no foundation
You don’t tap in, you *friend-checkin’*
Only log in for the highlight seconds
That’s *friend analytics*, data collection
Study my moves like it’s your profession
You ain’t solid, you *friend-bendin’*
Flexible morals with trend extensions
That’s *friendware*, you software stealin’
Download my vibe, still lack the feelin’
You *friend-syncin’*, Bluetooth soul
Tryna pair my glow but you lose control
That’s *friend lag*, delayed reactions
Clap late when you see attraction
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## **[Hook — repeat, slight variation]**
You ain’t my friend, you *friendposing*
Say you support me, whole time opposing
That’s *friendfiction*, script you wrote in
I’m front row real, you background motion
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## **[Verse 2 — funnier, sharper, disrespectful but clever]**
You ain’t twin, you a *trend twin*
Ctrl+C life just to blend in
That’s *friendprint*, copy my steps
Walk in my shoes but they don’t fit yet
I seen *friendships* turn to *friend slips*
Turn to *end scripts*—roll credits
That’s *friend edit*, cut me out quick
But keep my lines for your own remix
You *friend-rentin’*, Airbnb care
Stay for the vibe then vanish in air
That’s *friend ghosting*, paranormal ties
Say “I’m here” but disappear on replies
You throw *friend shade*, SPF fake
Blockin’ my shine but you still can’t take
That’s *friend glare*, watchin’ my light
Tryna dim me down just to feel alright
I got *friendemies*, frenemy code
Love in the text but the tone got cold
That’s *friend fraud*, emotional scam
Sellin’ me trust with a broken plan
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## **[Bridge — witty, almost spoken]**
You ain’t fake… you just… creatively realigned
…to whatever benefits you at the time
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## **[Final Hook — strongest, most playful]**
You ain’t my friend, you *friendposing*
Actin’ supportive, secretly opposing
That’s *friendfiction*, story you wrote in
I’m real life—ain’t no role you control in
That ain’t love, that’s *friend-lending*
Terms and conditions always pending
If it’s real, it don’t need defending
If it’s fake… it need constant trending
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## **[Outro — mic drop, funny + sharp]**
I don’t got fake friends…
…I got *limited edition lessons*
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