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*[Verse 1]*
Woke up this morning in my penthouse suite
Snow on the skyline, world at my feet
They're asking what I want, what's on my list this year
I just laugh and say "Darling, it's all already here"
Gold-plated ornaments on a designer tree
Private jet's fueled up if I want to leave
While you're writing letters hoping Santa hears your prayers
I'm writing seven figures, baby, Santa works for me
*[Pre-Chorus]*
Don't need to wish upon a star
I bought the building where you are
My stockings hung with so much care
Are Hermès, Gucci, Tom Ford, yeah
*[Chorus]*
It's a billionaire's Christmas, champagne on ice
Don't need to be naughty, don't need to be nice
While you check it twice, I'm signing checks all night
It's a billionaire's Christmas, and money shines so bright
No chimney for Santa, he comes through the front gate
Security lets him in, but he's three hours late
Got everything I want before December's here
It's a billionaire's Christmas, the most expensive time of year
*[Verse 2]*
Your kids want an Xbox, mine want an island
I'm gifting my friends cars with custom styling
You're maxing credit cards at the shopping mall
I bought the shopping mall, had it gift-wrapped and all
Eggnog in crystal, caviar on tap
Cashmere ugly sweaters, none of that tacky crap
While you're hoping for a bonus or a holiday raise
I'm deciding which yacht I'll take on Christmas day
*[Pre-Chorus]*
Saint Nick ain't got nothing on me
My elves are on salary
Your wishlist's cute, I must confess
But mine's just my accountant's address
*[Chorus]*
It's a billionaire's Christmas, champagne on ice
Don't need to be naughty, don't need to be nice
While you check it twice, I'm signing checks all night
It's a billionaire's Christmas, and money shines so bright
No chimney for Santa, he comes through the front gate
Security lets him in, but he's three hours late
Got everything I want before December's here
It's a billionaire's Christmas, the most expensive time of year
*[Bridge]*
They say it's the season of giving (that's what I do)
Give to myself, and I'm living (my dreams came true)
You can keep your homemade cookies and your Christmas cheer
I've got a Michelin star chef and vintage wine from last year
Rudolph's got nothing on my Bentley's shine
And my December bonus? Eight to nine figures fine
So toast to excess, to wealth, to having it all
It's a billionaire's Christmas, baby—I'm decking these halls
*[Final Chorus]*
It's a billionaire's Christmas, diamonds and ice
Whether naughty or nice, my portfolio's looking nice
You check your wishlist, I check my investment sites
It's a billionaire's Christmas, every day and every night
No waiting for Santa, I make my own magic here
My accountant's my elf, and my lawyer's my reindeer
Got everything I want, nothing left to request
It's a billionaire's Christmas—simply the best
*(Outro)*
*Merry Christmas to my bank account*
*And to all a good night... in my five-star resort*
*Ho ho ho... those are my quarterly profits, baby*
Details
GeneratedDec 4, 2025
Duration3:44
LanguageEnglish
Style
Christams, male vocal, Sleigh bells, 808 bass, hi-hats, snaps, strings, synth pads, brass stabs, trap drums, snares
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ShellyG3
ShellyG3ModelAria v5
