To whom it may concern
It’s me - SANTA
I hope this message finds you well
Why you stopped writing to me
Because they say I’m not real ?
and that I don’t exist ?
I don’t have a list ?
The parents bought all the gifts
What’s next
I don’t have flying reindeer
Or elves making toys ?
Why take imagination away from the girls and boys
For goodness sake’s
Lend me your ear
Hear me loud and clear
CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED THIS YEAR
NO JINGLING BELLS
NO HO HO HO HO’s
CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED THIS YEAR
CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED THIS YEAR
I closed the toy shop
Furloughed the elves
And set every reindeer free
Goodbye Dasher and Dancer
Prancer too
Goodbye Vixen and Comet
Cupid Donner and Blitzen
And of course Rudolph wouldn’t leave
And begged me to stay
OH OH OH
For goodness sake’s
Lend me your ear
Hear me loud and clear
CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED THIS YEAR
NO JINGLING BELLS
NO HO HO HO HO’s
CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED THIS YEAR
CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED THIS YEAR
IM NOT SOME
LOSER IN RED
FLYING ON A SLEIGH
YELLING HO HO HO
BREAKING INTO HOMES
LEAVING GIFTS
FOR PEOPLE I DON’T KNOW
WAIT
I remember when you used to believe IN ME
I read all your letters to me
Thank you for all the cookies
They were heaven sent
I appreciate the glass of milk
But I’m lactose intolerant
And now I must go
Where SANTA MATTERS TOOOOOOOOO
SO HO HO HO
FOR GOOD Ol time’s sake
Lend me your ear
Hear me loud and clear
CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED THIS YEAR
NO JINGLING BELLS
NO HO HO HO HO’s
CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED THIS YEAR
NO HO HO HO HO’s
CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED THIS YEAR
Lend me your ear
Hear me loud and clear
CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED THIS YEAR
NO JINGLING BELLS
NO HO HO HO HO’s
CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED THIS YEAR
CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED THIS YEAR
SANTA OUT *mic drop*
DAD_MASTERS
