[Verse 1]
She’s five one
But she stands like a giant
Jet black hair
Hazel eyes so defiant
Calls me dramatic
Then steals my fries
Rolls those pretty little caramel eyes
[Pre-Chorus]
By 8 pm
She’s sweet and calm (so calm)
By 9 o’clock
She’s dropping bombs (hey!)
Throwing chanclas with deadly aim
Laughs
Then says I’m the one to blame
[Chorus]
My little Hispanic mommacita
Gremlin mode
She don’t play fair
Attitude makes her seven feet tall
When she’s yelling in her chair
She beats me up in Mario Kart
But she’s beautiful and smart
Yeah
My little Hispanic mommacita
Owns my foolish heart
[Verse 2]
She corrects my grammar mid-fight (mid-fight)
Scores A-plus while she ruins my night (my night)
Tiny terror in an oversized tee
Still somehow fits right under my chin
Next to me
[Pre-Chorus]
By daylight
She’s my study guide (so wise)
By moonlight
Chaos in her eyes (those eyes)
Talks real tough
Then hides in bed
Steals my hoodie
My side
My head
[Chorus]
My little Hispanic mommacita
Gremlin mode
She don’t play fair
Attitude makes her seven feet tall
When she’s yelling in her chair
She beats me up in Mario Kart
But she’s beautiful and smart
Yeah
My little Hispanic mommacita
Owns my foolish heart
[Bridge]
She says “I’ll leave”
Then clings to my sleeve (come here)
Says “you’re so dumb”
Then kisses my cheek
If this is pain
I’ll sign up again
‘Cause somehow her crazy
Feels like my win
[Chorus]
My little Hispanic mommacita
Gremlin mode
She don’t play fair
Attitude makes her seven feet tall
When she’s yelling in her chair
She beats me up in Mario Kart
But she’s beautiful and smart
Yeah
My little Hispanic mommacita
Owns my foolish heart