Hosen chaos

(Verse 1)

I walked in calm, black boots, no stress

Ready to impress, dressed to the best

But destiny had other plans

Elastic just snapped in my pants

(Pre-Chorus)

Tried to act like nothing’s wrong

Kept it cool, kept walking strong

But every step was pure despair

There’s ventilation everywhere

(Chorus)

Hosen chaos, rip at the seams

Fashion disaster of my dreams

Confidence high, trousers low

This is not the look I want to show

Hosen chaos, no disguise

Showing places I can’t hide

I came in smooth, I leave in shame

Never trusting denim again

(Verse 2)

Safety pins and silent prayers

Holding fabric with a stare

I swear I heard the zipper laugh

As gravity did its worst

(Bridge - dramatic)

This is war between man and thread

A battle lost, my pride now dead

I stood so tall just minutes ago

Now I fear the slightest glow

(Final Chorus)

Hosen chaos, history made

Legends told of that parade

I survived, but barely so

Respect the seams before you go

(Outro - whispered)

Hosen chaos…

You saw it fall…

Button down…

man down…