(Verse 1)
I walked in calm, black boots, no stress
Ready to impress, dressed to the best
But destiny had other plans
Elastic just snapped in my pants
(Pre-Chorus)
Tried to act like nothing’s wrong
Kept it cool, kept walking strong
But every step was pure despair
There’s ventilation everywhere
(Chorus)
Hosen chaos, rip at the seams
Fashion disaster of my dreams
Confidence high, trousers low
This is not the look I want to show
Hosen chaos, no disguise
Showing places I can’t hide
I came in smooth, I leave in shame
Never trusting denim again
(Verse 2)
Safety pins and silent prayers
Holding fabric with a stare
I swear I heard the zipper laugh
As gravity did its worst
(Bridge - dramatic)
This is war between man and thread
A battle lost, my pride now dead
I stood so tall just minutes ago
Now I fear the slightest glow
(Final Chorus)
Hosen chaos, history made
Legends told of that parade
I survived, but barely so
Respect the seams before you go
(Outro - whispered)
Hosen chaos…
You saw it fall…
Button down…
man down…