[Verse 1]
Subah subah mummy boli, "Beta uth ja!"
Maine kaha, "Mummy, alarm kaam nahi kar raha!"
Office ka boss bola, "Aaj late kyun hai?"
Maine bola, "Road pe mil gaya ek bhoot bhai!"
Ghar pe chappal mili left aur right alag,
Mummy boli, "Ye kya naya swag?"
Maine bola, "Bas fashion ka style hai!"
Andar se socha, "Bhai, dimag fail hai!"
[Chorus]
Bhai busy hai, bhai busy hai!
Kaam ki baat mat kar, bhai dizzy hai!
Sab kuch set hai, bas timing gadbad hai,
Bhaag raha hoon life mein, par speed thodi kam hai!
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[Verse 2]
Shaam ko girlfriend boli, "Tu shaadi ke liye ready hai?"
Maine bola, "Haan, par pehle EMI free hai?"
Padosi bola, "Card kab milega?"
Maine bola, "Pehle ladki confirm to hone de bhai!"
Padosan aunty boli, "Beta naukri dhang ki kar!"
Maine bola, "Aunty, main entrepreneur!"
Papa bole, "Kitna kama raha hai?"
Maine bola, "Bas thoda aur time lag raha hai!"
[Chorus Repeat]
Bhai busy hai, bhai busy hai!
Kaam ki baat mat kar, bhai dizzy hai!
Mauka aata hai, par samajh nahi aata,
Plan to bada hai, par budget thoda kam hai!
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[Verse 3]
Gym join karne ka tha solid plan,
Par Monday aaya toh ho gaya tan!
Trainer bola, "Bhai tu lazy hai!"
Maine bola, "Bhai, sirf body crazy hai!"
Shaam ko doston ne beer party bulaya,
Maine bola, "Bas ek peg, phir yoga lagaya!"
Pehle ek, phir do, phir ginti bhool gaya,
Fir raat ko phone pe ex ko call kar gaya!
[Bridge]
Sunday ko socha ki life improve karoon,
Phir socha, chalo sofa pe hi groove karoon!
Monday ko boss ne meeting mein bulaya,
Maine bola, "Network slow hai, voice nahi aaya!"
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[Verse 4]
Mummy boli, "Beta, shaadi kar le!"
Maine bola, "Mummy, life ka mazza mar le!"
Papa bole, "Beta, job dhang ki kar!"
Maine bola, "Papa, start-up ka plan hai yaar!"
Office ka kaam, bas copy-paste hai,
Mere dimaag ka thoda waste hai!
Dost log bole, "Ameer kab banega?"
Maine bola, "Bas ek idea aane do na bhai!"
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[Verse 5 - NEW! More Funny Situations]
Maa boli, "Beta, khana kha le!"
Maine bola, "Diet pe hoon, bas chai de!"
Paanch minute baad maggi banayi,
Mummy boli, "Beta, teri dieting fail bhai!"
Gaadi chalayi toh petrol nahi tha,
Ola bulayi, par driver gayab tha!
Dost bola, "Bhai, tu planning me weak hai!"
Maine bola, "Arey bhai, bas timing theek nahi hai!"
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[Outro]
Zindagi hai ek jugaad ki duniya,
Kaam se bhaag raha hoon, par izzat hai puri duniya!
Ek din aayega, jab hero banunga,
Par abhi toh bhai busy hai, baad mein milunga!
