### **"James and the White Buffalo Blues"**
**Verse 1**
We rolled into the campground on a Friday afternoon,
The rods were rigged and ready, gonna fish beneath the moon.
But James was in a lawn chair with a grin from shore to shore
Countin' empty White Buffalos and reachin' for another pour.
**Chorus**
James drank too many White Buffalos to swim that day,
Too many margaritas, couldn't fish anyway.
The river kept on callin', but he never left his seat,
Just hummin' campground songs and tappin' both his feet.
Yeah, we give him a hard time, but we all know it's true,
He made homemade ice cream and funnel cakes for the crew.
**Verse 2**
The bass were jumpin' everywhere, the weather couldn't fail,
But James was seein' double down the campground trail.
He said, "Boys, I'd join ya, but the water's lookin' deep,"
Then grabbed another funnel cake and settled back to sleep.
**Chorus**
James drank too many White Buffalos to swim that day,
Too many margaritas, couldn't fish anyway.
The tackle stayed untouched while the fish put on a show,
But the smell of fresh-made funnel cakes kept everybody close.
Yeah, we give him a hard time, but we all know it's true,
He made homemade ice cream and funnel cakes for the crew.
**Bridge**
Now forgiveness comes easy around a campfire glow,
When vanilla ice cream's churnin' and the powdered sugar flows.
No fish tales from James this trip, no trophies to display,
But he fed a hungry campground, and that goes a long, long way.
**Final Chorus**
James drank too many White Buffalos to swim that day,
Too many margaritas, couldn't fish anyway.
He may have missed the fishin', and he never hit the lake,
But he won us all back with every funnel cake he made.
So here's to our buddy James, a campground legend through and through,
'Cause homemade ice cream and funnel cakes can save a man like you.
**Outro**
The fish got away, the swimming never came,
But around that campground fire, everybody knew James' name. 🎣🍦🏕️🍹
