The Boozy Bovine

TITLE: The Legend of the Boozy Bovine (Ultimate Party Mix)

ARTIST: The Cow Drunk Country Rock

STYLE: 140 BPM, Dynamic Country Rock, Hardcore Techno Beats, Funky Synth Bass, High-pitched Chipmunk Vocals, Comedic SFX, Electric Banjo, Southern Rock Guitar

(Style: Slow, traditional acoustic country banjo and birds chirping)

[Cow]: Muuuu...

[Chipmunk voice - super fast]: Hey y'all! Look at that cow! Just a regular old cow...

(Music stops completely. Sound of liquid pouring: GLUG, GLUG, GLUG)

[Cow]: *HIC!*

(Sudden heavy sub-bass build-up)

[Chipmunk voice]: Wait! Don't drink that moonshine, Daisy! Nooo!

(Style: Acoustic folk-rock with a funky synth bassline underneath)

Daisy was a boring cow, just chewing on the grass,

Staring at the fence, letting twenty hours pass.

But the farmer left his whiskey by the tractor wheel,

A glowing, funky liquid with a strange, magnetic feel.

Daisy took a giant gulp... [SFX: Loud HIC!] ...her eyes began to glow,

A mystery ray from outer space put on a laser show!

(Style: Rhythm speeds up, claps and electronic riser)

[Chipmunk Choir]: Mu-mu-mucca! Mu-mu-mucca!

Get ready for the shock!

[Cow scream in auto-tune]: Muuuuuu-sic!!!

(Style: Explosive 140 BPM Hardcore Techno Beat with lightning-fast distorted Banjo)

She takes a drink and goes insane!

Country rock is pumping straight into her brain!

Stomping with her hooves, jumping off the stage,

The Cow drunk country rock is breaking out the cage!

[Chipmunk hook]: Muuu-muuu-moo-moo-Yeehaw! (Muuu-muuu-moo-moo-Yeehaw!)

Pickin' that electric banjo, setting fields on fire,

A techno-country monster, the ultimate desire!

(Style: Drops back to a bouncy, comedic Saloon Folk-Rock with detuned piano)

She's shredding on the banjo like a high-speed train,

Better than old Johnny Cash, driving folks insane.

Slapping on her leather udder, mooing in the mic,

But when the booze wears off... she’s back to what she's like.

Just a quiet little cow, chewing on a tree...

Until someone spills a beer... [SFX: ZIP!] One, two, three!

(Style: Over-the-top Southern Rock electric guitar solo mixed with 8-bit chip tunes)

[Farmer voice - shocked]: Holy cow! What is she doing to my banjo?!

[Chipmunk Choir]: Watch out for the beer! Watch out for the bar!

Finché c'è alcol, she's a techno superstar!

Give her some tequila! (Yee-haw!)

Give her some tequila! (Muuu!)

(Style: Maximum energy, full techno beat, heavy rock guitars, and banjo racing together)

She takes a drink and goes insane!

Country rock is pumping straight into her brain!

Stomping with her hooves, jumping off the stage,

The Cow drunk country rock is breaking out the cage!

[Chipmunk hook]: Muuu-muuu-moo-moo-Yeehaw! (Muuu-muuu-moo-moo-Yeehaw!)

Pickin' that electric banjo, setting fields on fire,

A techno-country monster, the ultimate desire!

(Style: Techno beat starts to glitch, banjo plays a final frantic solo)

The Cow! The Cow! Drunk