(Verse 1)
You think you're so dang special,
But you're not (but you're not)
Lies, manipulation, backstabbing
Is all you've got (all you've got)
Well, listen close to what I say
You won't understand any-way,
Just call me blackened kettle,
You're a stupid effing pot.
(Chorus)
Eff you (eff you)
Eff everyone and your momma, too
You can scratch that itch,
You little snitch,
You're lying, so what's new?
Eff you (eff you)
Eff your whole world and all that you do
One thing's for sure,
You have no class
So why don't you just
Kiss... my...
(Verse 2)
You think you're so dang special,
You're a fool (you're a fool)
You think that everyone just wants to listen
As if you are so cool (fool)
Well, listen close to what I say
You won't understand any-way,
This blackened kettle's ready
To take an idiot to school.
(Chorus)
Eff you (eff you)
Eff everyone and your momma, too
You can scratch that itch,
You little snitch,
You're lying, so what's new?
Eff you (eff you)
Eff your whole world and all that you do
One thing's for sure,
You have no class
So why don't you just
Kiss... my...
(Bridge)
Do you think I really care if you're bothered?
You'll just go and hurt another.
But trust me when I say to you
Nothing, man, has been more true,
It ends right here, you gutless turd
I'm gonna knock your junk right in the dirt!
(Chorus)
Eff you (eff you)
Eff everyone and your momma, too
You can scratch that itch,
You little snitch,
You're lying, so what's new?
Eff you (eff you)
Eff your whole world and all that you do
One thing's for sure,
You have no class
So why don't you just
Kiss... my... (go on and kiss it)
Why don't you just kiss my (go on and kiss it)
This day might be your very last,
So pucker up and...
Kiss
My
Ef-fing.... yeah.