Jeff and Don

(Verse 1)

They met in the golden glow of a penthouse night,

Two suits, two smiles, something not quite right.

Shaking hands like they owned the whole town,

Whispers follow everywhere they’re around.

(Pre-Chorus)

Champagne secrets in the chandelier light,

Deals in the dark that never see daylight…

(Chorus)

Oh, Jeff and Don were best friends in the shadows,

Living where the quiet wind blows.

Side by side in the neon haze,

Walking through a world of half-seen ways.

Yeah, best friends in the shadows—

We know the truth everyone knows…Jeff and Don were both pedos

(Verse 2)

They laugh too loud at the little kids ball,

Everyone wonders but nobody calls.

A lawsuit here, a rumor there,

Payoffs to victims so don’t you dare share.

(Bridge)

Maybe it’s power, maybe it’s fame,

Maybe it’s just two guys playing the same game.

Secrets tie tighter than velvet ropes,

A friendship built on unspoken gropes.

(Chorus)

Oh, Jeff and Don were best friends in the shadows,

Living where the quiet wind blows.

Side by side in the neon haze,

Walking through a world of half-seen ways.

Yeah, best friends in the shadows—

We know the truth everyone knows…Jeff and Don were both pedos