[Verse 1]
Something brooing, and you stewing
Diarrhea, oh what a fear
D, I, A, R, R, H, E, A
Start to wink, it's a stink
Diarrhea, oh what a grenia
Can make it stinkin' when you're thinkin'
[Chorus]
Do you smell that, is it wet and brown down town?
Diarrhea, oh what a panacea
Creepin' and it's leakin', splash on the floor smell like a hore
Diarrhea, oh what a melia
A burnin' when you're squirmin'
1, 2, 3, 4, Diarrhea
[Verse 2]
Poop turns swimmin', oh what a beginnin'
Diarrhea, oh like a terranea
Booty smell scandalous, oh so spontaneous
Diarrhea, oh like a symfunia
Poop turd, poop turd, oh like a buzzword
Diarrhea, oh not so ordia
Smell that smell, skunky punk with the funk
[Chorus]
Running from that blowout, it's splash stank with no stash
Diarrhea, oh like a mustache
Running down your legs, call a priest it's a test
Diarrhea, oh like a fest
Funky chicken wings, don't drink that, it's alarming sings
Diarrhea, oh what a fling
It burns, Diarrhea
[Chorus]
Swimming in the hot tub, something turns brown down
Diarrhea, oh like a gown
Smell on the water, D, I, A, R, R, H, E, A
Diarrhea, oh so idea
Smell it, see it, run down your legs, Cosby in the pool
Diarrhea, oh like a tool
[Verse 1]
Something brooing, and you stewing
Diarrhea, oh what a fear
D, I, A, R, R, H, E, A
Start to wink, it's a stink
Diarrhea, oh what a grenia
Can make it stinkin' when you're thinkin'
[Chorus]
Do you smell that, is it wet and brown down town?
Diarrhea, oh what a panacea
Creepin' and it's leakin', splash on the floor smell like a hore
Diarrhea, oh what a melia
A burnin' when you're squirmin'
1, 2, 3, 4, Diarrhea
[Verse 2]
Poop turns swimmin', oh what a beginnin'
Diarrhea, oh like a terranea
Booty smell scandalous, oh so spontaneous
Diarrhea, oh like a symfunia
Poop turd, poop turd, oh like a buzzword
Diarrhea, oh not so ordia
Smell that smell, skunky punk with the funk
[Chorus]
Running from that blowout, it's splash stank with no stash
Diarrhea, oh like a mustache
Running down your legs, call a priest it's a test
Diarrhea, oh like a fest
Funky chicken wings, don't drink that, it's alarming sings
Diarrhea, oh what a fling
It burns, Diarrhea
[Chorus]
Swimming in the hot tub, something turns brown down
Diarrhea, oh like a gown
Smell on the water, D, I, A, R, R, H, E, A
Diarrhea, oh so idea
Smell it, see it, run down your legs, Cosby in the pool
Diarrhea, oh like a tool
[Verse 1]
Something brooing, and you stewing
Diarrhea, oh what a fear
D, I, A, R, R, H, E, A
Start to wink, it's a stink
Diarrhea, oh what a grenia
Can make it stinkin' when you're thinkin'
[Chorus]
Do you smell that, is it wet and brown down town?
Diarrhea, oh what a panacea
Creepin' and it's leakin', splash on the floor smell like a hore
Diarrhea, oh what a melia
A burnin' when you're squirmin'
1, 2, 3, 4, Diarrhea
[Verse 2]
Poop turns swimmin', oh what a beginnin'
Diarrhea, oh like a terranea
Booty smell scandalous, oh so spontaneous
Diarrhea, oh like a symfunia
Poop turd, poop turd,
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