[Verse]
You left your socks on the floor again
I tripped and fell
But I just pretend
This ring on my hand
It’s feeling tight
Like a handcuff party every night
[Prechorus]
Oh
Is this love or just a lease
Signed my name
Now where’s my peace
[Chorus]
Married life sucks
Yeah
Who knew
Tied the knot but it feels like a noose
I do
I did
I’m stuck with you
Married life sucks
But it’s kinda cute
[Verse 2]
You bought a dog without asking me
Now it chews my shoes like it’s therapy
The bathroom’s a warzone
Toothpaste war
I swear you’re worse than the kid next door
[Prechorus]
Oh
Is this love or just a joke
Till death do us part or till we’re broke
[Chorus]
Married life sucks
Yeah
Who knew
Tied the knot but it feels like a noose
I do
I did
I’m stuck with you
Married life sucks
But it’s kinda cute