The Wild Hill Slide

Sunshine in the park, laughter in the air

Got Ty on the move, without a care

Bumpy ride, sliding down with flair

Oh no, he's in trouble, caught unaware

Behind the levy, where the grass is lush

Ty's digging holes, with a crazy rush

Pulling out the lube, he's setting the stage

Adventure awaits, he's all the rage

Girl's coming around, he's gotta impress

Slides on his thong, looking his best

Hill's calling, he's got to slide

Hold on tight, enjoy the ride

Whoa, here he goes, flying down the hill

Screaming loud, giving it the thrill

Lotion, lube, making him slide

In his polka dotted pink thong, he can't hide

Crash into the park, tires spinning fast

Ty's on a mission, hope it lasts

Chasing after love, throwing all caution

Living his thrill, with wild emotion

Oh boy, he's a mess, needs a hand

But he's loving every second, can't stand

Still, in his pink thong, he's free and wild

The park's his stage, he's a curious child