[Verse]
Tiny tornadoes they come and they go
Wrapped in blankets of chaos you never quite know
One second they're angels the next there's the alarm
These little bundles of mischief with diapers of charm
[Chorus]
Boom goes the diaper kaboom it explodes
A baby-fueled party wherever it goes
Their timing’s so flawless they plan their assault
But my cleanup's so quick it could win me a vault
[Verse 2]
Powder to the rescue a barrier through time
But they’re baby Houdinis escaping the rhyme
You think you’re prepared then you're caught unaware
By the diaper destroyer who truly don’t care
[Chorus]
Boom goes the diaper kaboom it explodes
A baby-fueled party wherever it goes
Their timing’s so flawless they plan their assault
But my cleanup's so quick it could win me a vault
[Bridge]
Is it magic or science how do they refill
Tiny tanks of destruction til they're ready to spill
You think you are winning they laugh in your face
It’s a game to them always a messy embrace
[Verse 3]
Oh the midnight surprises the morning’s debut
Diaper mountains are growing it's Everest too
But in all of these blowouts through laughter and tears
Love covers the mess it grows stronger each year