Honey,
I've heard tale
told of your loveliness
that your hair blows in the wind
like a sailboat in the sunset
and so I came over here
desperate but with raised hope
that I could convince you to be my girl based on nothing but my say so
anchored to your doc
I'm a stranger in your home
whether I'm crazy or not
I can't turn back now
when you're so dang close
let myself in the back door
you're in mid conversation
I hang up the phone
you beg my pardon
your facial expression
is one typically used
to signify observation of a scary ghost now don't jump to conclusions here you're liable to get your parade soaked
I take away your sunny day
and leave you with the rain and snow
just so I could dry your face
with brush Strokes while I paint you even while no expertly trained artists could convey with any justice
the way you look
just like a precious angel
I know that this situation
is beyond the scope of your convenience
and I appreciate your brave soul
there's nothing to be afraid of ,dear
I came all the way here
to claim you whole
to make an offer you can't refuse
then still ask "what say you ?" though
give you a chance to voice your opinion before I hoist you into my vessel
and head for a very special destination
where you'll first
make a change of clothes
then you'll accept
my proposal for marriage
with as much enthusiasm
as you're capable of
given the circumstances
see..? you're not a kidnapping victim
just the lady I betrothe !
so don't worry , be happy
and anyway... a way we go !
heading straight for the
rest of our lives together!
where with pleasure
I'll carry your daily rations
down to your new living quarters
in my cellar basement hole!
where you'll remain
all chained up for my safety
and plus you're very own
oh however shall you thank me?
Well, now you'll have time to cosider
That gnawing conundrum!
See? It all works out
Now that we're together!
