What If

(Instrumental build; chant hits)

(Verse 1)

Omar: What if Omar ran the kitchen clock, timer-tapping treats

Abigail: What if Abby led a parade of pens, marching orders

Miguel: What if Mig DJ’d break room jams

Kayle: What if Kayle audited smiles, balancing jokes

Rob: What if Rob hosted a stapler fashion show

Keith Henry: What if Keith Henry forecast popcorn storms

Leslie: What if Leslie ran a library of loaves

Leslie: What if Leslie double-booked destiny

Jordy: What if Jordy started a Morale Museum

Joe: What if Joe brewed espresso art

Daniel: What if Dan hacked gravity, meetings float

Vanessa: What if Vanessa choreographed a conga line

Felipe: What if Felipe patrolled naps

Justin Ray: What if Justin Ray ran a pixel-pie shop

Omar Xaviershareef: What if Omar Xaviershareef manned a dream-spotter booth

Terran Rashawn: What if Terran opened a juggling gym

Rob J: What if Rob J hosted a bake-off

Willy: What if Willy tamed remotes

Erica: What if Erica hosted a onboarding stand-up

Kev: What if Kev DJ’d a focus playlist

Ed: What if Ed rode a risk-wrangling unicycle

Kay: What if Kay piloted a dashboard spaceship

Deb: What if Deb led a harmony choir for lobby plants

Lowell: What if Lowell stacked shelves in a gravity-defying tower

(Chorus)

If they did it funky, we’d still get it done

First names flashing like neon sun

Every spin a punchline, every joke a brick

All-star shuffle, every trick in the mix

(Verse 2)

Annibel: What if Annibel conjured wellness break-dances

Tom: What if Tom budgeted a carnival

Lisa: What if Lisa choreographed a compliance conga

Chris: What if Chris tuned a network orchestra

Elaine: What if Elaine choreographed perfect flow

Drequis: What if Drequis lit up safety signs

(Final Chorus)

Brittin: What if Brittin ran a training arcade

Michelle: What if Michelle steered a delight cruise

Jordan: What if Jordan broadcast a momentum show

Aaron: What if Aaron forecasted wins with chalkboard erasers

Rob: What if Rob stamped smiles with joy

TJ: What if TJ piloted a milestone carousel

Michael: What if Michael tuned a pit-crew guitar

Nikita: What if Nikita flipped red flags to red-carpet welcomes

Frankie: What if Frankie wrangled luggage with a rollercoaster leash

Jessica: What if Jessica hosted a culture carnival

Jaiven: What if Jaiven mapped avatars in digital dreams

(Outro)

We’re the all-star crew, goofy yet keen

Getting it done, like a living meme

So raise the roof, let the chorus say

The all-star shuffle—funny, fearless, here to stay