

Prompt / Lyrics
[Verse 1] Woke up mad at the sunshine It had the nerve to rise on time Bank app said “try again later” Guess my money went and joined the choir Truck’s got gas in the driveway Belongs to the neighbor next door I’m ridin’ pride and a payment On a chair from the discount store [Chorus] Damn I’m broke Too poor to pay attention Got a wallet like a ghost And it craves divine intervention (mmm) If laughter’s rich I’m a millionaire in this joke God bless my heart Curse my luck Damn I’m broke [Verse 2] Ex called Said she’s engaged now I said “cool Can y’all both pay rent?” She said “boy You’re still ridiculous” I said “babe That’s my only asset” (oh yeah) Boss said “we’re a family” Friday Monday he cut my shift in half Guess I’m that weird third cousin They only text to make ’em laugh [Chorus] Damn I’m broke Too poor to buy my problems Got a check that clears so slow By the time it hits I’ve lost ’em If karma pays I’m still waiting on that quote Pour one out Then lick the floor Damn I’m broke [Bridge] Can’t afford to hit rock bottom Rent’s too high down there too If life’s a bar tab Bartender Put my pain on you-know-who [outo] Damn I’m broke Laughin’ hard so I don’t cry Got a mansion full of issues And a tent for my pride If “just one break” Was a scratch-off card I’d smoke ’Til then it’s me This busted song Damn I’m broke
Tags
Funny, Dark outlaw Country, very angry song, deep raspy baritone, emotional vocals, angry vocals, acoustic, bass
2:30
No
1/28/2026