Damn I’m Broke

[Verse 1]
Woke up mad at the sunshine
It had the nerve to rise on time
Bank app said “try again later”
Guess my money went and joined the choir
Truck’s got gas in the driveway
Belongs to the neighbor next door
I’m ridin’ pride and a payment
On a chair from the discount store

[Chorus]
Damn I’m broke
Too poor to pay attention
Got a wallet like a ghost
And it craves divine intervention (mmm)
If laughter’s rich
I’m a millionaire in this joke
God bless my heart
Curse my luck
Damn I’m broke

[Verse 2]
Ex called
Said she’s engaged now
I said “cool
Can y’all both pay rent?”
She said “boy
You’re still ridiculous”
I said “babe
That’s my only asset” (oh yeah)
Boss said “we’re a family” Friday
Monday he cut my shift in half
Guess I’m that weird third cousin
They only text to make ’em laugh

[Chorus]
Damn I’m broke
Too poor to buy my problems
Got a check that clears so slow
By the time it hits
I’ve lost ’em
If karma pays
I’m still waiting on that quote
Pour one out
Then lick the floor
Damn I’m broke

[Bridge]
Can’t afford to hit rock bottom
Rent’s too high down there too
If life’s a bar tab
Bartender
Put my pain on you-know-who

[outo]
Damn I’m broke
Laughin’ hard so I don’t cry
Got a mansion full of issues
And a tent for my pride
If “just one break”
Was a scratch-off card I’d smoke
’Til then it’s me
This busted song
Damn I’m broke

Funny, Dark outlaw Country, very angry song, deep raspy baritone, emotional vocals, angry vocals, acoustic, bass