Poppin' It

(Intro)
(Bored, monotone whisper over a massive, expensive-sounding bass swell)
Poppin’ it… poppin’ it…
Yeah, we don’t stop ‘til the sun comes up.
Call the fire department. I’m literally like, so hot. 
Like literally, if someone doesn't take me home soon I may like die or something! 
Anyway, here we go...
(Build-Up)
I’m poppin’ my thang,  Or whatever.
(Kick drum starts: thump, thump, thump)
I’m poppin’ my thang. Does this look cool?
What if I drop down lower? You like that too?
Oooh, just keep watching me baby. 
(Snare roll begins, getting aggressively fast)
I’m poppin’ my...
I’m poppin’ my...
I’m poppin’ my...
Ewww!!!!
(Music cuts to dead silence)
TRY TO KEEP UP!!!
(THE DROP)
(Obnoxiously loud, "chainsaw" synth lead explodes)
POP-POP-POPPIN’ MY THANG!!!!!
(Sound of glass shattering mixed with heavy 808s)
POP-POP-POPPIN’ MY THANG!
(Verse/Vocal Loop)
Left, right. Wow! look at me go!
I'm really going for it, aren't I?
Body like a ghost, I'm like basically invisible, right?
Sweat on the floor!!! Someone’s gonna slip!
Watch out now!!!!
(Vocal pitches up to an annoying, chipmunk level)
So much energy!!!!
So much energy!!!
Total voltage!!!
LOOK OUT!!!
Get it now!
I’m poppin’ my!!!!!
(Build-Up 2)
(The bass starts to stutter like a broken record)
Don’t stop!! Please!!!!!!
Don’t stop. I’m begging you!
Don’t stop!!!
(The wall of sound becomes almost comedically loud)
CUE THE LIGHTS!!!!
(THE DROP 2)
(The bass is so heavy it sounds like it’s breaking the speakers)
POP-POP-POPPIN’ MY THANG!!!!!
(Syncopated "honk" sounds mixed with industrial stabs)
POP-POP-POPPIN’ MY THANG!
(Outro)
(Everything drops out instantly except for a cheap-sounding drum machine)
Yeah!
Is it over yet?
Poppin’ it...
(Sound of a yawn)
Poppin’ it...
Look, I'm really getting tired of poppin my thang!
Are you ready to take me home now sir? No?
Oh, okay. Just a little more then...
(Sound of a power generator shutting down)
Ouch!!!!

Sarcastic, fun, adventure, edm, house, electro, female, sassy, attitude, raw, loud, ambient, techno, cyberpunk