Mad madam

Welcome to the land of odd and loopy

Where cats wear hats and dogs act kooky

Rain falls up and stars shine down

In this topsy-turvy upside-down town

Banana phones and bubblegum trees

Laughter floats along the breeze

Penguins dance under the sun

In a world where weird is won

Crazy crazy land where the wild things play

Upside-down nights and sideways days

Join the fun in a place so grand

Nothing's normal in our crazy land

Pogo sticks where cars should be

A unicorn sipping herbal tea

Clouds are pink and grass is blue

In this land the strange is true

Elephants paint the town in red

While flowers sing and pigs get wed

Jump in the madness take a stand

Live the magic of this crazy land

Crazy crazy land where the wild things play

Upside-down nights and sideways days

Join the fun in a place so grand

Nothing's normal in our crazy land