I walk in, and the room gets loud,
Didn’t ask for fans, they just come in crowds.
Tryna throw shade, but it missed by miles,
Sorry, baby, that’s just my style.
Got my lip gloss, confidence too,
If you don’t like me, that’s a you issue.
Didn’t steal the spotlight, I swear I tried—
It just keeps followin’ my good side.
(Pre-Chorus)
You say I’m too much—oh really, I know,
I’m a whole season, you just the show.
Don’t get mad, it’s not my fault I’m fab,
It’s not ego, babe—it’s just facts.
(Chorus)
Main character problems, yeah, that’s me,
Livin’ rent-free in your jealousy.
Oops, you thought I cared—how cute,
Too busy lookin’ brand new.
Talk louder, I can’t hear broke,
I’m laughin’ while your ego chokes.
Mirror, mirror, say it true—
They all wish they were me too.
(Rap Bridge) 🧃💅
Uh—
You talkin’ slick, but I’m unbothered,
While you pressed, I’m gettin’ hotter.
They copy my fit, they copy my flow,
But baby, you can’t steal the glow.
I’m the headline, you the typo,
You stay mad, I’m goin’ viral.
If confidence’s a crime—oh, no!
Guess I’m guilty—lock me up, let’s go!
(Chorus 2)
Main character problems, deal with that,
I’m the star, you just the chat.
Oops, you thought I’d fall apart—
Sweetheart, I invented the art.
Talk louder, I can’t hear broke,
Can’t dim a diamond, nice try though.
Mirror, mirror, say it true—
They all wish they were me too.
(Outro)
It’s not my fault I’m fabulous,
Can’t help it if they’re mad at us.
Main character energy—on repeat,
Oops, you thought you had me beat?
—You wish. 💋