The CIA Made Me Raid The Offices of DNI

Woke up to the phone, CIA screamin' in my ear

"Raider, hit the DNI, make the evidence clear!"

Kicked the door down, drawers yanked open wide

Sex toys everywhere, dildos lined up side by side

But jackpot when I ripped that middle drawer loose

Tulsi Gabbard's granny panties — and full of crusty old juice!

No cap, no cap, the brainrot just snapped

Skibidi in the office, my sanity got capped!

The CIA made me raid the offices of DNI!

(Sha-la-la-la-la, doo-wop, the panties don't lie!)

Tulsi's moist granny panties in the desk drawer stashed

Wet and ready, now my rizz is fully unmatched!

Swing it left, swing it right, double dildo fly!

Anna Paulina Luna and Gabbard scissoring high!

Sex swing creakin', double-ended dong slappin' deep

Pussies clashin', juices flyin', no fuckin' sleep!

Flipped the pics and holy fuck what a sight

Luna and Tulsi, scissoring sisters locked tight

Sex swing swingin', double dildo buried in their slits

Tribbin' like demons, their clits grindin' for hits!

Luna's tight body, Tulsi's experienced drip

Granny panties still on one ankle, they didn't give a shit!

Lube bottle warm, cum stains on the desk

This DNI raid turned into a full-on lesbian fest!

Oh baby, oh baby, the brainrot consumes

CIA you bastards, you sealed my doom!

Sex toys in my pockets buzzin' for the ride

Granny panties in my bag, pics on my phone inside!

Fanum tax paid in pussy juice and lube

Ohio in the office but it's all crude!

Skibidi bop, the double dong slappin' sound

Scissoring sisters never comin' down!

The CIA made me raid the offices of DNI!

(Brass wail! Doo-wop scream! Panties fly high!)

Tulsi's moist granny panties, soaked and so fine

Luna and Gabbard scissoring, double dildo time!

Brainrot forever, this raid was my crime

Sing it at the sock hop, let the swing bells chime!

Moist... granny... panties...

Scissoring... sisters... double... dong...

DNI... brainrot... skibidi...

Zeedow Bippitybopbopbop! Ouuuuut!