[Verse 1]
You burn the toast
Call it “extra crunch”
Trip on the mat
Spill half your lunch
You wink at me
Say “it’s part of my charm”
Then hug me and Suki
With the same goofy arm
[Chorus]
Oh PJ
My beautiful mess
You
My beer-fueled tenderness
You love me
Beer
And Suki too
In that slightly wonky queue
But on this funny Valentine
I’m so glad your chaos’s mine
Yeah PJ
My beautiful mess
Somehow you still impress
[Verse 2]
Friday night plans
You say “just one pint”
Three jokes
Four pints
We’re missing the last train home again
Suki’s on your lap
Like a furry hot water bottle king
You call her “Daddy’s little bratwurst”
I pretend that’s not a weird thing (it is)
[Chorus]
Oh PJ
My beautiful mess
You
My beer-fueled tenderness
You love me
Beer
And Suki too
In that slightly wonky queue
But on this funny Valentine
I’m so glad your chaos’s mine
Yeah PJ
My beautiful mess
Somehow you still impress
[Bridge]
You lose your keys
But never your grin
Forget the milk
Remember the gin
You buy dog toys
Forget the bread
Yet you make the tea
And warm my side of the bed (hey!)
[Chorus]
Oh PJ
My beautiful mess
You
My beer-fueled tenderness
You love me
Beer
And Suki too
In that slightly wonky queue
But on this funny Valentine
I’m so glad your chaos’s mine
So here’s to life with you and brew
And one long sausage dog named Suki too