Cripple-A

Chorus

(Christmas Christmas hold on 3x)

25 wishes but dis tool hold 15

Cookies got my stomach fat boy I hate sin a man

Mrs Clausing big dumb back it up

Playing wit me mistletoe

Hunnid heads wrap it up

fat back kitty kat fist bump

No tat wrist heavy No cap

Left field red nose cherry pop

“Big Glands”

Got her shaking ass to this randomness

Asparagus Titty twist

(huh yeah titty twist x3)

Sleigh bells ring, hit the bling bling

Hot cocoa drip, wrist on freeze, watch it swing

Candy cane snap, tuck it in my chain

Elf hat low, jumpin’ on the train

Gingerbread man, stomp the floor, man

Jingle juice spill, toastin’ up the clan

Snow boots stomp, crispy like my grin

Frosty nod, slide in with the sin

Pine tree drip, lights blink, eyes lit

Wrapping paper fly, pockets full of skit

Sleigh whip crack, cocoa float in the back

Tinsel in my hair, yo, I never lack

Santa hat crooked, Glock in the snow

Candy cane Glock, watch it go “pop” though

Elf whip slide, chestnut on my wrist

Frostbite drip, peppermint fist

Snow globe spin, shake it till it break

Reindeer jump, moonwalk on the lake

Chimney top bounce, cookies in a stack

Ginger snap slap, yo, I never lack

Nutcracker swing, candy cane fling

Hot cocoa lava, makin’ winter bling

Icicle drip, chain froze, can’t slip

Mrs. Claus clap, she do a double flip

Mistletoe mania, head top to the floor

Wrappin’ up the vibes, gift bag galore

Jolly juice spill, Rudolph hit the whip

Socks on fire, Santa take a sip