[*Chorus*]
Excerpts from,
different messages spoken,
The Saddle, Ladder, Stick Drop,
& Dog Paddle Stroking.
Other Humorous thoughts,
from Messages Taught,
Releases being Sought,
and found Joy Wrought.
For Laughter's Medicine,
truly for the Soul,
So listen closely,
to memories Unfold.
The Holland Parables,
F P C Academy,
Anointed & Appointed,
with Virtue & Humility.
[*Verse*]
Looking back at the Said,
here's only a few,
Encouragement to Discipline,
Teaching Miracle Breakthrough.
From the no tacky Zaccy,
who climbed the Ladder,
To Zarephath's Widow,
#1 cake batter.
The Glide when Tried,
in the Trampoline Jump,
No Striding Ace Grace,
just another Attempt Bump.
[*Chorus*]
Excerpts from,
different messages spoken,
The Saddle, Ladder, Stick Drop,
& Dog Paddle Stroking.
Other Humorous thoughts,
from Messages Taught,
Releases being Sought,
and found Joy Wrought.
For Laughter's Medicine,
truly for the Soul,
So listen closely,
to memories Unfold.
The Holland Parables,
F P C Academy,
Anointed & Appointed,
with Virtue & Humility.
[*Verse*]
Next one when I heard,
was called Doctor's Worry,
On Slopes of Lost Hopes,
no Brake Escape the Ice Fury.
Even Noah was Ridiculed,
Chose to build a Boat,
He never saw Rain, but:
Learned his Yacht could Float.
Then the Keepsake Box,
of Ancient Relic Charms,
Time came to part with, and:
say goodbye slimy Worms.
There's so much more,
we'll call this part One,
For this just begins:
our Spiritual-----Edification Fun.
[*Chorus*]
Excerpts from,
different messages spoken,
The Saddle, Ladder, Stick Drop,
& Dog Paddle Stroking.
Other Humorous thoughts,
from Messages Taught,
Releases being Sought,
and found Joy Wrought.
For Laughter's Medicine,
truly for the Soul,
So listen up closely,
to memories Unfold.
Holland Parables,
F P C Academy,
Anointed & Appointed,
with Virtue & Humility.
[*Verse*]
At the last let's start,
with the Ungrateful Wolf,
It's just Huff & Puff,
a No Fire Tough Bluff.
The tongue no man Tames,
watch your Company Claims,
Wrong Town Chihuahua Down,
only himself in Blames.
By Evil Communications,
Good Manners go Corrupt,
Pastor Holland gave the Youth,
a most valuable Instruct.
Don't fall for the trick,
and avoid the set Trap,
Or fooled like Samson,
Betrayed in the wrong Lap.
Every Delilah that smiles,
showing all her Teeth,
Doesn't mean she's sweet,
there can be hidden Deceit.
To them pants hanging swaggers,
leave all my Girls Alone,
Or from this pulpit I'm coming,
Strong to put you Down.
Got God on my side,
a Prayer Warrior 4-Sho,
Once I kicked a rooster,
Full Proof, I'm ready to Go.
[*Spoken Text*]
These humorous Thoughts & Messages are Inspirational.
Thanks Pastor Holland ----- The F P C COWBOY
MCREV1
