Crashed the party

Your crazy side’s bigger than Texas skies, honey.

I crashed the party ‘cause your vibes were too funny.

Accusin’ me with arrows that miss every mark,

But that jug o’ firewater lit up the dark!

Pin it on the potion, that sneaky Jim Beam thief.

No lone ranger ruinin’ love—teamwork’s the grief.

You popped the cork with a sly little smirk,

Ignited mayhem, now the bonfire’s at work.

Pin it on the potion, waltz needs duo to stumble.

Down another—liquor academy’s humble!

“Eternal love”? Sounds like a knockoff rom-com plot.

Suitcases flyin’ swifter than a drone delivery slot.

I hurled some zingers in the wee hours’ brawl,

But your cannonballs started the free-for-all!

Pin it on the potion, that sneaky Jim Beam thief.

No lone ranger ruinin’ love—teamwork’s the grief.

You popped the cork with a sly little smirk,

Ignited mayhem, now the bonfire’s at work.

Pin it on the potion, waltz needs duo to stumble.

Down another—liquor academy’s humble!

Warning signs flashed like Vegas neon bright,

We guzzled ‘em down, hopin’ for overnight right.

Angels? Zero in this slapstick scene,

Split-up saga? Comedy gold, if you know what I mean!

Pin it on the potion… yeah, pin it on the potion.

(Drunkards’ draught? Legendary commotion.)