🔊 Intro (Spoken):
Yo!
Strictly over-18s only…
If you ain't grown, go home—this one’s deep, dirty, and a little bit cheeky!
Let’s go!
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🎤 Verse 1:
Late night steppin’, creps on the floor,
Bassline heavy like a naughty metaphor.
Skirt so short it’s a postcode glitch,
She winked at me—bruv, I nearly ditched my pitch!
Sip in hand, attitude foul,
She grabbed my collar, whispered "you’re wild."
Told her, “Babe, I’m deep like vinyl cuts—
But I’ve got more vibes than your ex’s guts!”
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🎶 Chorus:
Come follow me, come follow me, down, down to the underground,
Where the bass goes boom and the sweat drips down.
Skankin’ low with the freaks and clowns,
No rules here—just naughty sounds!
Come follow me, come follow me, low, low to the underground,
Where the DJ’s dirty and the vibe’s profound.
If your nan turns up, better turn her 'round,
‘Cause this rave’s X-rated, uncrowned!
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🎤 Verse 2:
Granny in the corner poppin’ pills with flair,
Tried to twerk once—threw out her chair!
I’m dancin’ close with a girl named Bree,
Says she’s single, but her man’s on leave (uh-oh).
Bouncer’s asleep, the MC’s high,
Someone’s got glitter on their inner thigh.
I’m sweatin' more than a priest on trial,
But I love this rave—it’s raw and vile.
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🎶 Chorus (Repeat):
Come follow me, come follow me, down, down to the underground,
Where the beats are bad and the morals drowned.
You ain’t lived 'til you’ve lost and found
Your dignity on that basement sound!
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🎵 Bridge:
Forget your worries, your job, your tax,
Tonight we grind ‘til we break our backs.
This ain't no club with a VIP—
It’s a dodgy squat with a full MC!
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🎤 Outro:
So if you’re game, and your shame’s gone missing,
Slide down the stairs where the decks are kissin’.
Whosayin? It’s a party of sin,
Come underground... and let the madness begin!
OKZ69