Prompt / Lyrics
(solo) [Verse 1] Woke up crusty Brain like glue Life’s a bad playbook Same old poo Boss keeps blitzing Texts all day I just need one hero To blow this pain away (hey!) [Chorus] Let the deep fart sounds wake us up Sound the trumpet from my butt Hut-hut Quarterback problems Get the fuck out We’re gassing out the doubt Let it air out Lift that cheek That’s self-care art Today I speak Through my fart (Solo) [Verse 2] Coach said “focus” I said “sure” Then my stomach rumbled From the core Team took a knee Thought it was a drill Nah That was chili Doing what it will (oh yeah) [Chorus] Let the deep fart sounds wake us up Sound the trumpet from my butt Hut-hut Quarterback problems Get the fuck out We’re gassing out the doubt Let it air out Lift that cheek That’s self-care art Today I speak Through my fart [Bridge] This one’s for the stress in your inbox This one’s for your ex in your DMs Line ‘em up Let ‘em rip Every rip a tiny “fuck this” hymn (amen) If life’s gonna stink anyway Might as well be you that starts the spray [Chorus] Let the deep fart sounds wake us up Sound the trumpet from my butt Hut-hut Quarterback problems Get the fuck out We’re gassing out the doubt Let it air out Raise that flag Let the game restart Whole crowd chanting “trust your fart!” (Solo)
Tags
Row comedy rock male vocals, chunky distorted hard guitars, goofy synth brass, exaggerated sub-bass “whoomp”, upris
Duration
2:54
Instrumental
No
Created
3/19/2026