Don’t Let The Doorknob Hit Ya’

We had dated quite a while

When you decided to move in

I put myself in a race

There was no way I could win

Everyone was against it

They said we’re living in sin

But it was far more than that

I should’ve listened to them

Because first you quit your job

Then took control of my home

You would never let me speak

Made me feel like I’m alone

You took over the T V

I couldn’t watch all my shows

Well that was the final straw

Guess it’s time for you to go

So don’t let the doorknob hit ya

Back there where the good Lord split ya

Now I’m not trying to offend

But the door is right there my friend

To make it clear and leave no doubt

I really want you to get out

So I think today is the day

We say goodbye and part ways

So don’t let the doorknob hit ya

Back there where the good Lord split ya

I could’ve lived with most things

And let the other things pass

Like the way you ate all my food

And were always passing gas

Every time you clipped your nails

They were all over the floor

And I couldn’t sleep at night

Because of how loud you’d snore

So don’t let the doorknob hit ya

Back there where the good Lord split ya

Now I’m not trying to offend

But the door is right there my friend

To make it clear and leave no doubt

I really want you to get out

So I think today is the day

We say goodbye and part ways

So don’t let the doorknob hit ya

Back there where the good Lord split ya

You brought in your yappy dog

And tried to throw out my cat

But you learned oh so fast

That homie just don’t play that

The reason we lasted so long

Is because you’re really hot

So sexy on the outside

But you’re really a crack pot

So don’t let the doorknob hit ya

Back there where the good Lord split ya

Now I’m not trying to offend

But the door is right there my friend

To make it clear and leave no doubt

I really want you to get out

So I think today is the day

We say goodbye and part ways

So don’t let the doorknob hit ya

Back there where the good Lord split ya

It took a while to learn my lesson

And it took a while for me to see

That everything was about you

And you didn’t care about me

All that you wanted was control

Yeah you just wanted to be the boss

I was so stupid and let you in

And let you be my albatross

So don’t let the doorknob hit ya

Back there where the good Lord split ya

Now I’m not trying to offend

But the door is right there my friend

To make it clear and leave no doubt

I really want you to get out

So I think today is the day

We say goodbye and part ways

So don’t let the doorknob hit ya

Back there where the good Lord split ya