[Verse] We had dated quite a while When you decided to move in I put myself in a race There was no way I could win [Verse] Everyone was against it They said we’re living in sin But it was far more than that I should’ve listened to them [Verse] Because first you quit your job Then took control of my home You would never let me speak Made me feel like I’m alone [Verse] You took over the T V I couldn’t watch all my shows Well that was the final straw Guess it’s time for you to go [Chorus] So don’t let the doorknob hit ya Back there where the good Lord split ya Now I’m not trying to offend But the door is right there my friend To make it clear and leave no doubt I really want you to get out So I think today is the day We say goodbye and part ways So don’t let the doorknob hit ya Back there where the good Lord split ya [Guitar Solo] [Verse] I could’ve lived with most things And let the other things pass Like the way you ate all my food And were always passing gas [Verse] Every time you clipped your nails They were all over the floor And I couldn’t sleep at night Because of how loud you’d snore [Chorus] So don’t let the doorknob hit ya Back there where the good Lord split ya Now I’m not trying to offend But the door is right there my friend To make it clear and leave no doubt I really want you to get out So I think today is the day We say goodbye and part ways So don’t let the doorknob hit ya Back there where the good Lord split ya [Verse] You brought in your yappy dog And tried to throw out my cat But you learned oh so fast That homie just don’t play that [Verse] The reason we lasted so long Is because you’re really hot So sexy on the outside But you’re really a crack pot [Chorus] So don’t let the doorknob hit ya Back there where the good Lord split ya Now I’m not trying to offend But the door is right there my friend To make it clear and leave no doubt I really want you to get out So I think today is the day We say goodbye and part ways So don’t let the doorknob hit ya Back there where the good Lord split ya [Guitar Solo] [Bridge] It took a while to learn my lesson And it took a while for me to see That everything was about you And you didn’t care about me All that you wanted was control Yeah you just wanted to be the boss I was so stupid and let you in And let you be my albatross [Final Chorus] So don’t let the doorknob hit ya Back there where the good Lord split ya Now I’m not trying to offend But the door is right there my friend To make it clear and leave no doubt I really want you to get out So I think today is the day We say goodbye and part ways So don’t let the doorknob hit ya Back there where the good Lord split ya

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